While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the squeeze gate

while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The
old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle.
‘Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post
turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle.’
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to
explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up
there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond
his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him
up there to begin with.”

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